I've been watching Kitchen Nightmares. And I just realized something: there's absolutely no way Gordon Ramsay is a human being.

It's so obvious. He's totally an Ascended Demon.See, he got tired of watching humans struggle along stupidly for millennia. So he rose up from Hell and took on human form in order to teach us how to cook food ( Read more... )

426 icons in four sexy posts~
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Death Note x40
FMA x39
Fruits Basket x8
Hetalia x91
Mythology x16
Naruto x131

This post:
Sailor Moon x24
Hotaru x16
Setsuna x4
others x4
Tsubasa and xxxHolic x59
Fay x15
KuroFay x9
Yuuko x9
Mokonas x6
Kurogane x4
others x16
Misc. x18
A:tLA (all Zuko) x5 ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm awesome at drawing silly cartoons as long as I do it in the middle of the night. No other time of day is half as good.

In this batch:

Naruto -Sasuke proves his superiority ( Read more... )

Aha! I am not alone.

Well i was in english class my book was used by a person in my english teachers class last year, and so there are all these notes in my book that the person took down that my english teacher gave them before. I basically just look in the book with all the notes and get all the answers right. And then she asks us about why ( Read more... )

We're reading Canterbury Tales for one of my classes.

I am feeling the urge to do fanworks for it.

Also, I remembered about how I ship Summoner/Pardoner, and have shipped them since I read it in high school. Which when I was in high school was a het ship for me, because I had this crack theory about the Pardoner being a girl. Mostly because ( Read more... )

. . . Finally read it. The first book, anyway.

I mostly liked it. I'm not going to say it was brilliant literature or anything, but it was definitely better than a lot of YA stuff. (Not that that is terribly hard given all of the Twilight-wannabe books being written right about now.)

( Blah blah blah watch me talk about stuff, with spoilers )

I decided it was idiotic to make lists for different fandoms. So now they're all together in one big list.

The other lists will be deleted, and this one will be linked to in my profile.

( All the fanfic I've written. Ever. )

The problem with LiveJournal ( Read more... )

Given that that fandom...

And that ship...

Form the festering primordial ooze that the first slash fangirls came crawling out of, I think I might have to become a fan. It could be a form of patriotic duty to fangirls everywhere.

Yes, I saw the movie. And it was awesome, and I'm probably going to go see it again soon ( Read more... )

Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwlllllllllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng innnn my skiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn....

Title: Strawberry Bread
Fandom: Claymore
Author: Hester
Characters: Clare, Teresa, Elena
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gore and general, all-around eew factor at the end.
Summary: Teresa took her in, fed her, clothed her, made her feel needed again... But ( Read more... )